The Wiki

The Wiki is a commonly referred to website, or all knowing entity, which includes any and all information which is essential to human survival. The Wiki was created by Diego, Juan y Jorge, three brave and kind souls with a thankless profession. The Wiki is and will be used by some of the top government agencies in order to obtain information which assists in assisting the government. Many other important political and non-political figures also have access to the wiki, giving most of them KNOOOOOLEDGE. The Wiki was created in 1978 with its original purpose being a comedic prop to conversations commonly had by the founders. Little did Diego, Juan y Jorge know, The Wiki has evolved into the most trustworthy, reliable and unbiased source of knowledge in the universe. They hope you enjoy your stay at The Wiki!

- Reddit user #896413798079 (a.k.a Diego, Juan y Jorge)